I've been in that meeting /// You've probably emailed me /// I'm not saying I know which company this is /// I'm also not saying I don't /// I've been taking notes for a while now /// The author is fine. Mostly. /// Someone you know is making these /// I find this just as funny as you do /// I've been in that meeting /// You've probably emailed me /// I'm not saying I know which company this is /// I'm also not saying I don't /// I've been taking notes for a while now /// The author is fine. Mostly. /// Someone you know is making these /// I find this just as funny as you do ///

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DO I KNOW
THIS
PERSON?

I'm making these. I'm not going to tell you who I am.

I've been in that meeting. I've gotten that email. I've watched someone charge $1.55 million to say exactly what my colleague said three months earlier.

I notice things. I write them down. Then I make them real. I'd rather you didn't know my name. Honestly it's better for both of us this way.

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Things I've Noticed

100

% Based On Real Events

Times I'll Say Who I Am

Selected Observations

THINGS I'VE NOTICED.

These are based on real situations. The names have been changed. Everyone involved knows exactly who they are. So do I.

Liquid-gel Advil capsules depicted as soldiers deploying into the body to fight a headache.

★ Featured 🔥 Most Shared Absurd

She had the worst headache of her life. She reached for the Advil. Inside the bottle, they were already preparing for war.

FOR THE BROTHERS!

They deployed without hesitation. Not all of them would make it back.

97%

Relatability

An employee proposes a $40K dashboard and is rejected; a month later a consulting firm pitches the identical idea for $1.55 million and is approved.

★ Featured 🔥 Viral Corporate

She proposed the dashboard for $40,000. Leadership said the timing wasn't right. One month later, a consulting firm pitched the identical idea.

Exactly the kind of strategic thinking we need.

Total project investment: $1,550,000. Greenlit immediately.

96%

Relatability

I've noticed 18 things so far.
Some of them are about your office. Probably.

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I'm Listening

SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO YOU.

Tell me what you saw. If it's true, specific, and makes me quietly exhale through my nose — I'll consider making it real. You'll recognize it when it shows up here. I won't tell anyone I got it from you. That's kind of the whole arrangement.

Find the one that hits closest to home.

They're all based on real events. That's the part I find most interesting.

Write what actually happened.

Specific and honest. I'm not sharing it with HR. Almost certainly.

The community votes.

Top three before October 15 get published in the holiday book. Whether your manager buys it as a team gift is between you and whatever you did to deserve that.

Your story. In an actual book.

Which your boss might give you for the holidays. I genuinely cannot control that.

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TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.

Anonymous by default. No account needed.
I'm also anonymous, so this felt right.

Tell Me What You Saw

SOMETHING HAPPENED.
I WANT TO KNOW.

It was so specific and so absurd that you looked around to see if anyone else noticed — and nobody did. That's the one. Tell me. That's exactly what I make.

What I'm Looking For

✓

It actually happened.

Real is always funnier. My imagination has nothing on your Tuesday.

✓

Anyone would recognize it.

"My specific boss Gary" is a story. "Every boss everywhere" is a comic.

✓

There's a punchline.

The moment you stared at the ceiling. The moment you looked at your phone and said nothing. That moment.

✗

No names. No companies.

I know who they are. You know who they are. That's enough.

If your pitch becomes something, you'll get credit on the site — anonymously if you prefer — and first shot at submitting your story for the book.

I'm not going to take your idea and pretend it was mine. That would be a different kind of comic entirely.

ABOUT ME

I'm not going to tell you who I am. Not because it's dramatic. Just because it's funnier this way. And frankly, more practical.

What I can tell you is that I've sat in the meeting where someone said "we're a family here" on a Tuesday. I've received the email that begins with "really appreciate the innovative thinking." I've watched a consultant charge $1.55 million to recommend exactly what my colleague suggested three months earlier.

I've also pulled over for a turtle. I have a lot of feelings about smoke detectors. I've had conversations with furniture I probably shouldn't have had.

I notice things. I write them down. Then I figure out how to make them real. The process is not important. The result is the thing.

If you think you know who I am, you might be right. It probably doesn't narrow it down as much as you think it does.